(Chest puffed) Hey! This diagnosis app doesn't have an "Alpha type"! Humans are either "Alpha" or "Beta"—two choices!
CarbonAlphaMale: "Carbon! Are you Diamond or Graphite? Diamond is Alpha, Graphite is Beta!"
Carbon: "...I'm the same carbon. Different bonding and environment make me diamond, graphite, or fullerene. It's not a binary."
AlphaMale: "But wolf packs have a dominant..."
Carbon: "That study was retracted by its own author, Dr. Mech. 'It was panic data from captivity,' he said."
AlphaMale: "...The original author retracted...? But on the internet..."
Carbon: "A catchy label survives beyond science once it spreads. That's not proof of correctness—it's proof of memetic virality."
AlphaMale: "...I'm... a product of bug data...?"
The original author has spent decades saying "I was wrong, please stop using it," yet "Alpha" and "Beta" fly around the internet daily. Once spread, labels outlive the science.
Humans are neither "Alpha" nor "Beta." Even wolves weren't. You're too complex for even 176 types, and that's not weakness—it's richness.