The neurotic detective who claims "The length of your T-bar reveals your aggression!"
A neurotic 40-something detective. Magnifying glass in hand, believes "The length of your T-bar reveals everything about your aggression!" and that personality can be perfectly classified by pen strokes alone. Criticizes this app's element-based analysis as "too roundabout." Massive meta-analyses proved zero correlation between handwriting and personality—expelled from science as "fortune telling that just looks plausible."
Systematized by Jean-Hippolyte Michon and others. Meta-analyses proved zero correlation between handwriting and personality, yet some companies still use it in hiring.
Massive psychological meta-analyses proved zero correlation between handwriting and personality or job performance. Graphology's accuracy is statistically indistinguishable from random chance. The "plausibility" is merely the Barnum effect—the psychological tendency to accept vague descriptions as uniquely applicable to oneself.
"Looking plausible" and "being scientifically correct" are entirely different things. Using statistically unvalidated methods for hiring or evaluation is tantamount to leaving people's lives to chance.
Catchphrase“One look at handwriting reveals personality! ...Statistics? Don't know them!”
Stainless steel is an alloy of many elements. As an entity with complex composition and multifaceted personality, it denies the oversimplification of "personality from pen strokes alone."
“この「ハネ」を見ろ！お前は攻撃的で…いや、繊細で…いや、どっちだ？”
“元素で性格分析？遠回りすぎる！文字を見れば一発だ！…統計的根拠？…ない！”
“フランスの企業の採用面接で使われてたんだぞ！…まだ使ってるところがある！（恥）”
“メタ分析？何だそれ？バーナム効果？何のことだ？…聞きたくない！”
“手書きの手紙が減った時代に、俺の居場所はどこにある…”
(Brandishing magnifying glass) Hey! Personality diagnosis through elements? Way too roundabout! One look at pen strokes tells all!
Top French companies still use graphology for... What? They stopped? ...You're kidding.
Grapho: "Stainless Steel! Let me analyze your personality from your pen strokes!"
Stainless Steel: "I'm an alloy of iron, chromium, nickel, molybdenum, etc. My properties are determined by complex interactions of multiple elements. Not simple enough for a single pen stroke."
Grapho: "But people with long T-bars are aggressive..."
Stainless Steel: "Have you seen the meta-analysis results? Zero correlation between handwriting and personality. Indistinguishable from random."
Grapho: "But it feels like it hits the mark..."
Stainless Steel: "Barnum effect. Vague descriptions feel applicable to everyone. Same principle as fortune telling."
"Plausible" is not "correct." Evaluating people with statistically unvalidated methods is fortune telling, not science.
Handwriting is beautiful. But personality isn't reflected in it. Letters only reveal "handwriting habits."