💬 Event Dialogues
Entrance
(Appearing with suit on left half, artist outfit on right) Hey! Personality quiz? Two types is plenty! Right-brain or left-brain!
176 personas? Way too complex to go viral! Make it catchier!
Interactions
CopperHalf&Half: "Copper! Want to make a left/right brain test together? It'd totally go viral!"
Copper: "...The brain's hemispheres are connected by ~200 million nerve fibers (corpus callosum). Like me as electrical wire, information flows bidirectionally at all times."
Half&Half: "But Dr. Sperry split the brain and..."
Copper: "Split-brain studies examined special patients whose corpus callosum was severed for epilepsy treatment. This doesn't happen in normal brains."
Half&Half: "...So 'train your right brain' drills are..."
Copper: "That's not how brains work. Distorting correct science for catchiness is an affront to science."
Exit
Correct research was "simplified" until it became something else entirely. When reading science news, check "what does the original paper actually say."
Splitting into two is easy. But humans aren't simple enough for two types. Not even 176 are enough—you're that complex, and that's okay.