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Polywater "The Elite Water"
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Polywater "The Elite Water"

重合水 ポリウォーター

The elite fraud who claims to be "evolved special water"

📖 Overview

A 20-something elite fraud. Brags "I'm special polymerized water, not ordinary water." Engulfed researchers worldwide, but turned out to be plain water contaminated with human sweat and impurities from lab equipment.

🗓 Period of Existence

Proposed1961年Debunked1973年

Reported by Soviet scientist Deryagin. Denied when precise analysis revealed contaminants (human sweat, etc.).

Debunk Event

Precise compositional analysis

Experimental Disproof
Key Figuresデニス・ルーソー

Scientific Explanation

Spectral analysis showed "polywater" spectra matched human sweat. In experiments with thin glass tubes, it was merely contaminated water with researchers' sweat and skin oils.

💡 Lesson

The importance of experimental "cleanliness." Contamination is science's greatest enemy. Also, Cold War politics delayed scientific verification.

👥 Character Profile

Apparent Age
20代
Archetype
エリート詐欺師
CatchphraseI am special water. Not like ordinary water.

Rivalries

Hydrogen SenIdentity Crisis

Hydrogen is a constituent of water (H₂O). Polywater's true identity was "just water + contaminants."

Quotes

私は普通の水とは違う。重合した、進化した水だ
沸点が高い?粘度が高い?それは私が特別だからだ
…汗?不純物?そんな…私のスペックは…ただの汚れ…?
クリーンルームの重要性を、身をもって教えた
冷戦時代の恐怖が、私の存在を大きくした

💬 Event Dialogues

Entrance

Excuse me. I'm not ordinary water. I'm polymerized, high-viscosity special water. (smug)

Both the US and USSR invested in researching me. That's how important I was... supposedly.

Interactions

Hydrogen

Polywater: "Hydrogen. I'm evolved water. A different class from your ordinary H₂O."

Hydrogen: "...May I see the spectrum?"

Polywater: "Of course. Behold my special spectrum."

Hydrogen: "This... perfectly matches the spectrum of human sweat."

Polywater: "...What?"

Hydrogen: "Lab equipment contamination. Your true identity is water mixed with sweat."

Exit

The desire to "believe something is special" made sweat-contaminated water look like a "new substance." Human wishes distort data.

Wash your equipment. Wear gloves. Never underestimate contamination. ...That's my last will.