(Emerging from shadows with briefcase) ...Hey. I've got something good. Red Mercury. A super-substance that'll change the world of elements...
(Sly grin) Smuggled from a secret Soviet lab. ...Or so I claim.
MercuryRed Mercury: "Mercury-senpai! I'm your evolved form! Red Mercury!"
Mercury: "...Don't use my name. I'm toxic but at least I exist."
Red Mercury: "No no, I can miniaturize nuclear weapons..."
Mercury: "Shall I show you the compositional analysis? Your true identity is nail polish."
Red Mercury: "...(speechless)"
Mercury: "I've contributed to society through thermometers and fluorescent lights. You only harmed society through fraud. I won't even permit you to share my name."
People paid hundreds of millions for a substance that never existed. Fear and greed exploit the absence of scientific literacy to manipulate humans.
"Guys like you are why chemistry loses credibility"...I was told. They're right. Don't impersonate science.